Terms and Conditions

All of our Absolute Blonde models are to be respected at your event. This means no offesive comments, no harrasing, no degrading, no assulting, no threatening, no pressuring etc! If you do any of the above our entertainer is allowed to leave immediately and no refund will be given.

Touching is NOT allowed! If our strippers, waiters, or waitresses allow you to touch that is his or her choice however you must confirm this with the stripper, waiter or waitress before doing so. If anyone touches the strippers, waiters or waitresses without their consent they may leave immediately with NO REFUND!

Cameras, phones, recordings, etc are not to be used at any time. If you would like a photo with the dancers, waiters or waitresses please ask her or him, and confirm throughly that it is ok. Our exotic dancers, waitresses and waitresses DO NOT have to be in any photos, recording, etc. If you take a recording of photo without permission our dancers, waitresses, or waiters have the right to leave immediately and you will NOT RECIEVE A REFUND.

Please provide a clean, dry, safe, and flat area indoors for our strippers to perform as we dont not want any of our strippers to get hurt during the performance, nor feel cold. Please also provide a bathroom or bedroom for our strippers to get ready in before and after the show.

Strippers are NOT prostitues! Please save yorself the embarresment and do not attempt to solicit any escort services! If anyone does attempt to solicit any escort services or intimidate our strippers, waiters, or waitresses they may leave immediately with NO REFUND!

Please do not ask any of the Absolute Blonde entertainers for private phone numbers as this will result in the entertainer being able to leave and you will get no refund. If you use the entertainers number to book her directly you will be fined up to $20 000 aswell as the entertainer being dismissed immediately.

If you’d like to book an entertainer in for an extra hour, extra hours, or for additional services please contact Absolute Blonde and we will communicate with the entertainer. If you do not contact us directly the entertainer will be dismissed immediately and your card will be charged for the additional hours that the girls stayed. Additionally you may be fined up to $300. If your function starts late that does not mean our enterainers will stay that extra time unless you contact Absolute Blonde directly and book additional hours which will have to be paid for. If the function ends late or you’d like to book additional hours you will have to contact Absolute Blonde to confirm as you will have to pay for additional time and extra hours.

Our strippers are normally accompanied by security or a guest for safety reasons. Do no ask for the guest or security to leave as they are allowed to be present in the same room as the performance at all times.

If our strippers, waiters, or waitresses feel threatened they may leave. If the enterainer decides before the job that they do not want to work for any reason then you do not have to pay the entertainer the CASH. However once payment has been made there are NO REFUNDS! If any rules are broken the strippers, waitresses or waiters may leave immediately and you will not get a refund- this is at the strippers, waitresses, and waiters discretion.

Any loss, injury, damage, or liability between any sub-contracter and client has nothing to do with Absolute Blonde aswell as all legal matters. Legal matters are purely between the client and sub-contactor.

Please be understanding that occasionally our entertainers do get sick, or their cars brake down and mistakes do happem. If any problem occurs and your entertainer canot be present at her or his job we will find a replacment and you will  not be refunded. Any changes done after the booking will be charged to your card. Please make sure your group is ready 10 minutes before the pick up time you agreed on with Absolute Blonde. Failure to depart at this time will result in a fine which Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge to your card.

No food or drinks are allowed on the buses unless you have been given permission in writting and have confirmed throughly with the driver on the day. If anyone is aggresive, drunk, or rude they will not be allowed on the bus. Any changes made to the booking after the deposit has been paid will be charged accordingly to your card. Failure to depart at the agreed departure time will result in a fine which Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge to your card which will include an admin fee. The driver has discretion over the time.

If you book a cruise or bus with a price per head and more people than you paid for show up Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge your card.

If any damage is done to a bus, boat or yacht Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge your card. This is decided at Absolute Blonde discretion.

Any changes made to your booking after the deposit has been paid will be result in a fine which Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge to your card.

Your final cruise payment must be paid two weeks prior you cruise. Failure to do so will result in a fine and even cancellation. In the case of cancellation your deposit will be lost.

If you fail to show up on time for your cruise, bus or entertainment your card will be charged a fine aswell as a admin fee.

For ANY changes or delays done after you have booked with Absolute Blonde, Absolute Blonde has the right to charge your card a fine which will include an admin fee.

Please be respectful to everyone this includes the driver, skipper, entertainers and anyone at the event. If you are agressive, rude, offensive, excessively drunk, or rowdy you may be asked to leave immediately and NO refund will be given additionally you will also be fined a minimum charge of $250 which will include an admin fee.

If you are unhappy with an entertainer please contact Absolute Blonde as soon as possible as once the entertainer has left the event no refunds can be given.

Please note that Absolute blonde is only a booking agent! Every booking, payment, and agreement is between the client and the Sub-Contracting entertainer and has absolutely nothing to do with Absolute Blonde.

All prices on site do not include GST.

Absolute Blonde has a strict NO REFUND policy. If you cancel or your first choice of entertainer does not show up you will not get your deposit back. If you decide to cancel your card will be charged a $100 penality per girl on top of your deposit being lost. This is because we have reseverved the entertainer for you and when you cancel she misses out on other jobs she could have taken.

If you cancel your entertainer within 7 days of the event you are liable for the full amount and you card will be charged accordingly  as the entertainer would have missed out on other  jobs

If you do not allow us to take the full deposit off your card or via Eway and you wish to give the entertainers the balance in cash at the time of your event and the entertainers do not pay Absolute Blonde on your behalf, any outstanding deposit remains your liability and you accept it will be charged to your credit card.

If you do not advise Absolute Blonde that there will be a mixed group or audience at the party and the entertainers refuse to perform your deposit will be lost and Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge your card for the outstanding amount. This rule also applies for gay and lesbian parties.

If your chosen entertainers arrives late she/he will still stay for the number of hours booked. Simply leaving at a later time. Our entertainers are normally on time however ocassionally our girls arrive late or early as they have back to back jobs. If our entertainers are not on time you will not be refunded and Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge your card for any outstanding amounts.

If you give false or misleading information about the distance of the job and your entertainer decides to no longer do the job your deposit will be lost. If the entertainer has lost other work due to the false or misleading information Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge any additional costs to your card. Additionally the srvices may be cancelled without a refund.

Providing false, inaccerate or misleading information to Absolute Blonde is taken very seriously! Any lies, false, inaccerate or misleading information given to Absolute Blonde will result in a fine as well as an admin fee which Absolute Blonde reserves the right to charge to your card.

Upon deposit you agree that Absolute Blonde has consent to charge your credit or debit card for any amounts payable in relation to these terms and conditions.

When you pay a deposit or pay cash to the entertainers you are agreeing and accepting every rule above. All these rules listed above also apply to any guest once payment or deposit is made.